She's JV to your varsity
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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