He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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