maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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