Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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