with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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