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(773): View more from Illinois

Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian

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(410): View more from Maryland

To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.

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(917): View more from New York City

shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom

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(314): View more from Missouri

shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.

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(607): View more from New York

Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!

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(705): View more from Ontario

I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things

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