i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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