left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
I love you.
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