I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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