Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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