so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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