I'm jealous of your bromance
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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