have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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