You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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