Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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