So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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