5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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