Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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