would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
We named our party play list daddy issues
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Randomize