i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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