i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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