That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
