good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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