I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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