i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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