There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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