yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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