love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I can't turn off my feet"
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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