Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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