i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Terrible idea I love it
and you fell through a lawn chair
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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