god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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