At least make sure they are 18
Why
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
COCAINE IS GR8
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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