Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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