How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
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