well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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