is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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