Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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