Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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