If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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