yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
sex in a hospital.. check
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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