he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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