i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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