im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
As shirtless as possible
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
