You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
The adults are the big ones right?
I currently don't understand fingers.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
