He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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