I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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