Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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