Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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