I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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