Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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