No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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