5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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