i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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