I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
this hospital has no fireball
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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